The IWF Arena

**Psycho Steve** Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:06 pm

A lone figure stands in the centre of a large empty hall.

From the shadows another man walks toward the centre of the hall.

Realtor: So, what do you think?

Psycho Steve: You say this used to be a cinema?

Realtor: That is correct. The Stella was the last of Dublin's independent cinemas up until last year. before that it was a theatre and boxing arena.

Psycho Steve: It's kinda run down.

Realtor: It's a fixer upper opportunity.

Psycho Steve: Is that a hole in the roof?

Realtor: Free skylight.

Suddenly, a stray cat appears at Steve's feet. he rubs himself over Steve's ankles. Steve reaches down and scratches behind her ears.

Psycho Steve: And our feline friend?

The realtor looks nervous.

Realtor: Ummm, pest control?

Psycho Steve: Well, it needs new electrics, new plumbing, new roof.......I'll keep the cat and you got yourself a new owner.

Steve looks around.

Psycho Steve: It's grungy, run down and falling apart at the seams, but it looks like theIWF has got itself a new home, c'mon cat, we got work to do!

Steve walks toward the lobby, Cat close at his heels.

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